planet zorg where the wars come

acsident

2006-07-11T19:36:00.000-07:00

i was walkin home the other day, thinking about my throne- well i dont have any at the moment but gonna have one in the future-when something hit me in the head or vice versa.looking around i saw a wad on the ground, i thought it was dead, but when i looked precisely it was still breathing.
i love wads floating in the air, waving at you & sometimes ask you riddles but i dont like 'em hitting me on the head.
so i bent down and grab hold of the half-conscious wad, shook it & then tried to unfold it when heard a jangling scream, the wad moved a little & then fainted.
i decided to take it home & give it some anti-word syrup.
when the wad became conscious again, it showed me a pile of words, something like:"dont pick your nose" hhhhmmmm now i have another quest to go through.
what's nose? how can i pick it? does it grow on trees? why shouldnt i pick it? is it harmful?
im still thinking!

populating

2006-06-29T08:26:00.000-07:00

my planet is small so do the people, it's so quiet, so lonely, so boring,so whatever!
so i decided to do something for this dull world, populating it!
the other i was wondering how i was here, i thought & thought & thought, then ate & ate & ate, after that i slept & slept & slept cos i used lotta energy thinking.
hhhmmm so i concluded going to the libraryg wont be much of a trouble.
stretching on my legs, i looked every part of the shelves, nothig about how to create a zorg. omz!
so i went to this zorgess there, with a thick glass on her eyes (im not gonna read books, it ruin my eyes) & asked for her help. she didnt know the answer, she thought it was foolish cos nobody ever asked such a question, so i went home & asked my folks, no more help there, i asked my momrg how she got me & she didnt know, then she remembered she got me in a box by the post.
dada dodo didi i went on, i decided to ask post office, but the storkrg was away on holiday, so i waited & waited & waited till he came back, alas he didnt know.
then i thought of asking some authority in charge but then i rememberd there's no governmentrg here, i jus once read about it in a sci-fiction book.
hopeless i went home, nothing gained, why nobody care about such important things, whatif no other zorg arrive by post?! why dont we have any authority? it's jus the big lab that they never let me in cos it's super secret, sckool & post office. what a life!
then i thought of my pet, i mean my fish, i didnt ask for my wish yet, so i went to the pool & asked her, like others she thought im outta my mind, but she gotta answer, so i sat there till she printed all i wanted, i've been reading all those prints since that day, still a lot remaining. till now i know there are many different zorg living on other places, i gotta find'em, i wanna build my own empire.
so im getting ready for my new battle, come join me & we can beat the hell outta those jerkasszorgs!
i have chosen my career, i wanna be a superzorg!

what happen?

2006-06-05T02:39:00.000-07:00

zorgist... do you wanna know more!! are we in trouble? wait for the story!
I miss to be in zorg land.

fishing

2006-05-10T08:04:00.000-07:00

yeah, yeah, it's me back, such a long time, i know. i was working on a way to take a fish home.
i love fish, they are so cute, but it's so hard to find one of 'em.
to take a fish home you need a worm. well finding worms is easy, take a piece of paper,draw a curly line, cut it & then call it worm, that's a worm!
then put that worm in yer pocket & go to nearest moving water. now it's time to sit down & watch (this may take quite a while, i was busy sitting , that's the reason i didnt post)
sitting & watching, watching & waiting; then in a moment you wanna go home, a fish'd come outta water. you gotta be quick & smart, watch every word you use.
first say hello & talk about weather, as if trying to start a conversation in a bus, try to be polite & sweet. then it's time to talk about yer room, all the facilities you have, your stereo, amplifier, bed.....; when you were sure the fish is interested, it's time to ask the important question.
take the worm in yer pocket out & ask:"dear Mr/Ms. fish do you like to be deceived into comin with me?!"
give some time for thinking, if the fish is satisfied, he/she's gonna accept the worm & come with you, but if the answer's no, jus RUN AWAY!

for a walk

2006-04-20T20:31:00.000-07:00

it's been a while i wasnt here, wanna know why?!
well i was eating ice-creamrgs & scuba diving, so much fun!
today when i got home ,momry told me to take the dorggie out!
he's my pet, yeah i know i jus 3 fingers but im huge enough to take the dorggie out for some jump walking!
i dunno if Zorinnie has a pet or not; gotta ask her.
hhhmmm im thinking of having another ice-creamrg so im gonna knock on Zorinnie's door & ask her if she wants a lick from my ice-creamrg or not. yes jus a lick, not 2 or 3!
ok gotta go the dorggie is killing himself to go out. ok im comin dont barkkkkkkkkkkkk!

Sky & Water

2006-04-19T00:55:00.000-07:00

I want to write about my long week end, but coz I am very lazy, so better talk about something else. Did you know that the sum of water in zorg land is limited? We run out the water, if we need water we just need to build a very high ladder to the sky above.

We can swim up there in the cloud, no need to be afraid of falling down; coz zorg has a very..very..very.. Light weight that is way we always winning the battle against the iguanox. But the problem is you have to be careful with the thunder there, the zorg never comes to the cloud when the cloud is thick, coz we might be struck with the thunder.

We have to climb up above if we want to take a bath, but don’t worry to become so exhausted because all the sceneries above can pay all your weariness.

Happy climbing to the sky!

SCENE II : ICE CREAMRG

2006-04-12T03:01:00.000-07:00

The schoolrg’s bell has just rang all the students were going out from the class. It was a very hot day, the sun is so big. Did you know that we have several sun with different width and different color. The red sun is really hot, the yellow sun is not that hot, the blue sun kinda warm than the other sun. So it is kinda really hot to be in zorg land. The sun is just look like us, yellow sphere but no eyes and no ear also don’t have foot and hand. Sometimes I think that we created based on the Sun design but it was too sad that we don’t glow in the dark. Hihi..

Okay, forget about our life, now I am gonna tell you all about my Ice creamrg!!

Zzzzuuuuiiiiiissssssssssss…………….!!!!!!!

After Mrs. Ulirgh was so mad with me and ABC zorg in the class, because talked while she gave us the lesson. I was so embarrass with my entire friend in the class. I thought that I would put my head on my bag, coz all my friends looking at me. I was so upset..

But because I had promise with ABC zorg to treat him an ice cream, so after schoolrg we decided to go to a place, we wanna buy an ice creamrg in the ice creamrg store which has just opened. The store’s name is “UENARG” I Don’t know what is the meaning of that store, I guess It means “DELICIOUS” hihi..

Oya, here is the pamphlet which the servant give us, the servant was so friendly, and I order two ice creamrg, we choose the chocolate. Hmmm..the ice creamrg was so Deliciorgh.. in the middle of a hot weather I think this is the best companion of all.

Hmm heii readers… I think you should try to eat ice cream in “UENARG” or do you have yer favorite store which sell the best ice cream in yer planet? If you have the best store which sell ice creamrg in your planet, zorinnie and abc zorg would come to your place and try the ice creamrg in your place.

Next Post, me gonna tell about my long weekend. So don’t miss my next posting. Gonna miss you all…

The End Of The Scene

Scene I : Teacherg was angry

2006-04-10T21:37:00.000-07:00

Wooww.. after slept for 15000 hours (aka 8 hours) Me finnaly opened my eyes this morning, and prepared to go to schoolrg.

This morning I went to the schoolrg, probably I am the laziest zorg in this big planet. I still closed my eyes when I brushed my teeth, I don’t have much teeth because I am still kid, so I don’t need to take a long time to brush it every day.

After had breakfast, my dadrg took me to the schoolrg, another day again in the schoolrg. But I had not seen “abc zorg”, oya “abc zorg” is my friend zorg, I have my own reason why I call him like that. Hihi..he must be mad if I call him like that.. if you wanna know why I call him like that just ask Zorg, because it is top secret.

Well, back to my diary…

I came to the class, the bell was ringing and my entire friends came to the class. Ahaa.. then I saw abc zorg peeping in front of the door, then he sat beside me.

Then I whispered to him

zorie “Heii.. I want to buy an ice creamrg after school; do you want to buy too? My momrg said that there was a new ice cream store had just opened yesterday in down town. She said the taste is so good” The store’s name is “UENAKRG””.

Then he said

ABC Zorg : “I have to save my money to go to the Zorky Da Morg Planet, I wanna see the strange creature that you told me”

Then I said to him

Zorie : “Forget it, let me treat you, ok?”

ABC Zorg : “Ok”

I didn’t know that Miss. Ulirg pay attention to us. She looked at us… THEN I said to ABC “O’OOO… trouble comes”

Miss Ulirg: “DON’T SPEAK!!!!!” “I Am gonna punish both of you, if you still talking to each other!!! Can you pay attention to me?”

Abc and me: “Yes Mam.’

OMG… she was so mad at us coz we didn’t pay attention to her, but we would gonna have a great time after the schoolrg coz we gonna eat the ice creamrg.. So don’t miss my next posting when we gonna eat ice creamrg. hihi.. bye..

==>> to be continued...

Metallizarg & new template

2006-04-06T00:10:00.000-07:00

yipeeeee, i did it at last, but seems there are still some parts that need a little change but i like it anyway!
hhhmmm lemme think a bit; yeah i can think im so genius.
do you like music? i like it so much, whenever i see some music i try to grab at & watch it or put it into my invisible ears; but i dunno why it never stay there.
i put it in my right ear & then it goes at from my left ear; i really have no idea how i can keep it in my head, im working on a new device for this purpose.
there's a very famous band here called metallizarg! it's so great; i wanna get their picture & stick it to the wall so they can play while im asleep.
what else?!
nothing more; jus tell me yer idea about my new template & please come join us in zorg planet; you can post here as well & im gonna put your picture in the link.
any suggestion's welcome but i dont like criticism jus say good points.lol!
i put the flower that i picked today here so you can smell it as well.
byebye

zzz... zzz... zzz

2006-03-23T19:33:00.000-08:00

Huaahh.. I am sleepy. After playing with zorg all day. now he just return, I don’t know why he becomes so busy lately.

oya my momrg read me a story, before I went to bed last night, she told me about a fairy tale.

I’m boring with the fairy tale. Why she doesn’t tell about the soap opera or something.

I just sleep at first sentence.. zzz… zzz.. zzz.. Sleep tight dont let the bugs bite you..!!

2006-03-21T20:04:00.000-08:00

guess who's back!
me back, havent posted for over 2 weeks, that's so much long.
sorry!
i was a bit busy & a bit sick. cold caught me & i couldnt do much! i try to write more.
lemme think.... hhmmmm zorinnie's back , yeah i know you know!
im gonna post more regularly, take it as a promise.
i wanna find a cave & explore it.
i wanna find another baby tree. tree of gums, i think!
im working on a way to get to the lab & take my teeth out.
hhhmmmm lemme think... aha i attach one of my photos. i know im cute.
im looking for new members. lemme know & yo can post here asap.
take care, i'll be back soon!

Journey as a Caveman

2006-03-19T20:31:00.000-08:00

Since the first time I had one finger, my parent said that I am a nosey kid (until now), they told me that I always want to know about everything. I often read the ensyclopedia. And I found out that I m interest to new things. Today I read about the Cave exploration. I wonder if I explore the dark cave with my body zorg, I know the first time if we entered the cave, my buddy zorg must be frightened, because he always cry out if her momrg turn off the light at night.

I want to make unexpected discovery, I am tired with the idiot iguanox. I want to go down to the deepest planet of zorg.

oya let me tell about this book is writen all about the caves. It says that caves have the same paculiar fascination which high mountains have for the climber.

Today me and zorg has a team of potholers, then we down to the deepest cave in the zorg planet, after entering the narrow gap, then we climbing down the steep sides of the cave until we come to the narrow corridor. Sometimes we wading across shallow stream or swimming across deep pools.

And then on the other part of our journey, we can hear an insistent booming sound which we find is caused by a small water spout shooting down into a pool from the roof of the cave. Squeezing through a cleft in the rocks we arrive at an enormous cavern, the size of a huge concert hall. Afer switching on the powerfull arc lights, we see great stalagmites, some of them over forty feet high, rising up like tree trunk.

Woooww..it's so great journey with my buddy, we hope in the edge of our journey, we can find a hidden treasure. hihihi... but then I hear someone is calling me...

"zorinnie..."

"Wake up sweet heart, it is time to take a bath and goin to school"

OMG..that's my momrg, and it was just a dream...

Report Trip To Zorky Da Morg

2006-03-10T01:55:00.000-08:00

Hi, readergs,
Me back to zorg land finally. I am really tired after I had a trip that held by the school, actually I didnt wanna come with them, but my teacherg wanted every student in the class to come. This occation is only for the zorgs who already have 4 fingers in their hands. So I guesset, zorg wouldn't come with us, because my teacher won't allow the student under age.I went to a small spaceplanet, it was very little, so tiny. It' s name is Zorky Da Morg. hooo...so creepy and so complicated to spell that land. You wouldn,t imagine how small it is. When the first time I stepped on that land, I felt there was a blow of something in my skin and my body, it was so soft, and my teacherg said that it was air. I dont know about "air" what is air? I have to find in my dadzrg's encyclopedizorg.
We met some creatures, one of my friend was screaming when the first time she met that little creature. It is the inhabitant of Zorky Da Morg. Let me try to explain the way they look, they have oval shape with orange skin, they dont have any hair on its body, they have a big eyes and they have many hands and lot of thumbs. We were so amazed by this new thing, I enjoy this trip to Zorky Da Morg, I wish zorg could come with me to zORky Da Morg Land.

pregnant tree

2006-03-07T00:41:00.000-08:00

it's been a while i was thinking about the procesedure for having new plants, at last i found out.
it's not really difficult.
all we need is a tree, a mom tree actually!

then we go and ask her for a new baby tree, at first she'd refuse but if we give her some candy canes, she'd accept. then we have to wait & wait & wait.
then one morning we see the mom tree gets fat & round, then we have to go home & wait & wait & wait. then a few next mornings there's a little tree jus beside the mom tree.
now it's time to take the baby tree home & feed it with a bottle of chocolate.
why chocolate? well it's obvious cos it's the chocolate tree.
wasnt it a huge discovery, com'on confess, aint i genious?!
i knew it i really knew it.

zorinnie & the adventure trip

2006-03-02T01:13:00.001-08:00

there's an occasion in our school that happens every now & then; elder students (aka those zorgs with 4 fingers) are taken to a trip round the whole place, they get in small spacezorgs & sometimes land in strange planets, meeting new creatures, viewing spelendid scenary & facing lota adventures.
so zorinnie's on that trip & me left; she promised to bring me new strange things from those far away lands. im jus waiting for that; untill then i gotta lie on me bed & zorgdream.
aha about so much delay in my post; i was reading some books, story of a strange place, strange people, yeah people not zorgs; i dunno what people is!?! maybe they are like zorgs, maybe not, so weird, so frightening, im gonna use book filters next time choosing something to read.hhhhmmm gotta get back to me book lota pages to read & lota homeworkrg to do!

where planet zorg is

2006-03-02T01:13:00.000-08:00

to tell the truth about planet zorg; i dunno where is it, i know we're tiny compared with those big iguanoxes, we jus float on thin air, it's not a populated planet, not many zorgs living on it, my dadrg told me he had gone round the whole planet one day. i know there are many sunz round here, some are really big with lota lights, some with colorful lights, i dunno; that's it but im gonna discover soon!

peeping at the lab

2006-02-24T05:41:00.000-08:00

while zorinnie read fighting books with strange instruction, i found some time to peep at lab through the key hole, such a weird place, so many horrible things, i wanted to see what happened to my teeth. i wanted to have my new set, ready to fight any iguanox who come into my sight.
so i stretched myself a bit to get hold of the keyhole. they are making so many strange & dangerous things, i had the chance to see my tooth, it's outta my mind, they can change shape to anything i like. yipeeee, i know i gotta concentrate, lemme tell you it's something fluid that can turn to solid, something like chewing gums, chew chew & bang, the iguanox's turned to powder & i can blow him away so easily, im a hero, yay, i like it. me gotta read some bookz too, i envy zorinnie she's becoming educated , what about me?!?!
i gotta change my diary name, how about "diary of 2 little zorg warriors"?
im gonna put my next topic from now on, so my diary wont lose shape. i have different things in my mind & so does zorinnie, guess we better make a tip for the other not to forget the main story. lol!
& you readers jus die commenting , ok , never mind.
next page: where planet zorg is.

Learn Hard to become Zorg Warrior

2006-02-23T21:36:00.000-08:00

Sometimes I wonder, why I live in thiz zorg world, but I am happy with it. We really hate the igunox, we have to fight the iguanox, I don't know is there any roachy here, better I ask zorg is there any roachy in this zorg land? coz I am stil kid, I dont know a lot about the zorg, I can only read and ask, I disscuss a lot with my buddy about the zorg's life.

I am afraid of the Iguanox, all of the zorg also do, I think I have to do something to fight the iguanox, but my momrg even not allowed me to have a weapon, better I try to find the notch to fight the iguanox.

oya, I found a book is about the art of war, me wanna read it first,

1. Attach the iguanox where it is unprepared, appear you are not expected.

2. If the iguanox active, appear not active,

3. If the iguanox near, appear far.

4. If far, appear near.

5. If the igunox have advantage, entice them;

wooow...Yeee hawww, great book, I think I have to work harder if I wanna be true warriour. I promise to myself.

workshop

2006-02-22T21:03:00.000-08:00

sckools have workshops, but i didnt know what they are used for?!
yesterday teacherg took us there. there was do many tools there. so wierd!
a notch-toothed thing to notch iguanoxes, a srange device that made holes, a thing to draw lines with, a device with big dirty jaws that wanted to eat you &a piece of wood with a heavy thing on top that i really hate it cos it made my toe become painful!
lemme tell you about this last thing, the first time i met it i didnt know the name, it asked me to put it on the edge of table, i did & it fell down, cruelly hit my little toe. i was lucky i dont have nails, i dunno what nail is-only g-zorgs like zorinnie have nails- but im sure that disgusting thing would break my nails.
now my toe is deformed, a bit longer than usual! momrg told me to bend it & then glue the extra part to the other part, it'd vanish after a while. it's so achy. lotta pain & agony, sob.
aha i forgot to tell the name of that evilish tool, the name is "hammerg".
one more thing, guess some of you want to comment, no?! ok dont.
another more thing from now on zorinnie helps me with my diary. i dont approve every part, but i like it, hope you enjoy it too!
have an ice time aka painful

Me firzt post + About zorg

2006-02-21T16:25:00.000-08:00

This is my first posting here, actually I don’t know what I m gonna write here, but never mind, welcome for me, I think.

Zorg has introduced me before, guess already know who I am (zorinnie) geez..why he gives me that name? When someone mention my name, it is like I’ m commin from the zoo, and dwell in on of the cage.

Zorg is me best friend, he help me a lot, but just like he said he only has three fingers, I thought he cannot grow up, He doesnt wanna go to skulz at firzt, b'coz he was afraid (I dunno what he's afraid of, I dont think that the iguanoxes are at the skulz, I know coz Iguanoxes are idiot).

I hate zorg as I hate the Iguanox at first, I was afraid to talk to him, I thought that he gonna eat me alive, but that's different, after I know zorg, he such a nice common zorg, now he becomes me bezt friend, I go to skulz with him everyday, but he is like a volcano that ready to erupt, he gets angry easily sometimes, even if I give him the white flag, he still doesnt wanna make up our green rope, but after I give him my ize cream and my pizzarg then he would melt..

I know him at skulz, he has a bad hair (actually me to), but I like his hair, better than the punk hair, or the alien or iguanox hair. He is different from other me friendz, I learnt a lot from him, how to become a good kid, how to write, how to make a good strip and how to use a weapon, coz the last thing is important, though my momrg will not allow me to have a weapon, but it's quite cool to have a weapon in your hand and put it on the iguanoxes mouth or in its head, and blow it...Doooooorrrr!!!!!! and I will make the iguanox into a peaces.

I hope I can be zorg's friend forever, and fight all the iguanoxes and become a true warrior.

PS: I am gonna read the sun tzu book “The art of war” after the class.

zorgs, the basic things

2006-02-17T19:37:00.000-08:00

let's start it this way, what is zorg?
i tell you, it's difficult to explain, can you tell me what human is?
as far as i know, we're just spheres with some linear stuff attaching to our so called body as hands & legs. about the number of fingers, im not really sure i have 3 on each hand but zorinnie has 4, i met a zorg with only 2 & another with over 10 fingers, guess it depends on our age or i dunno.
i've told you about the hairz, do you need to repeat ol' things?!
ok it's about hairkut, putting some nanoparticles on yer head & water it to grow to the shape you requested.
about the size of our body, hhhmmm you guess! no idea. ok i tell yo, the zorgtall that was an ancient warrior, i met him in a museum, was something about 8.5 A. considering me 1/3 of him.
what is A stands for!? have you ever heard of meter, i dunno much about it, i jus now it's whoaaaaaaaa huge, i jus cant get how big; ok if you use logarithm of A to the base 10 hte answer is "-10". got it?!
about where our planet is in the stellar association, it's jus top secret. i cant tell you, you dont wanted me to be convicted of treason & exileme to a far away place, do you?!
foout notes:
was it weird?! hhmmmm i jus looked every those stuff in the encyclopaedia of zorgs, what is logarithm?! is it a musical instrument, i like the rhyme, it's sooooo cool. i collected all those letters from the encyclopaedia of zorgs & then spread it on the surface of me diary, then walked on it so it stuck well, im lil bit tired now. i dunno what stellar is but gonna ask somebody, the truth is i was a bit small to grab the last vol. of encyclopaedia of zorgs containing the "a" sounds, but i found "z" vol. easily, it's the first letter in the alphabet, aha i learned alphabet in the last few days, guess i can read soon, i wanna read, i like reading! ^-^. at the moment i know nothing about accomodation of zorgs, it's not top secret (hihihihi) i jus havent asked yet. i thought if i write that way, i would look like zorg scientists or VIZ(very important zorg). yihihihii.
ok momrg callin' time for bed, i'll tell you about me planet when i find a tall thing to climb up, maybe i ask Mr tree to help me.
byergggg

the terrible stuff at sckool

2006-02-15T17:39:00.000-08:00

hhhmmm guess it's time to talk about the little things i read at sckool, all i can say is they are terrible, outta yer mind. "mind-blowing material".
i jus cant understand the use of so many crap things crammed into my tiny wire of memory, no use to fight back those ugly iguanox. lemme tell you about another book, teacher gave me the other day.
the name is:"how to use lasers as tooth brush" . hmmmm i dunno what laser is, let alone tooth brush, i gotta look that word up, it's so weird, i have no idea. i think it's like comb, i have a comb for my hairz. gotta ask teacherg. if the tooth brush's hard & tough i can use it as zorg-ball bat, you dunno what zorgball is. hhmmm i wont tell you then , wait till next post. lol! i wanna be a bit of bad zorg.
PS the pic's from Zorinnie, i dunno where she took it from, but guess it's another planet; sometimes i feel zorinnie is not a full zorg, she's so weird! *~*

background

2006-02-14T06:48:00.000-08:00

hhhmmm seems me background's not really good & relevant so i wanna change it, jus gotta thank zorinnie for her nice irrelevant background drawing.
aha one more thing, from now on zorinnie will help me with my diray, surely one empty skull (mine) & a half full skull (zorinnie) can do better! i'll be back after tomorrow, books & sckool yo know! :-)
aha you can join too, jus click on the "comment here" link or mail me. zorg.warrior@yahoo.com
hope yo enjoyed the valentine, running away from other zorgs is alot fun, but gotta be careful, iguanoxes are ready to attack!

Valentinerg

2006-02-10T19:26:00.000-08:00

hey it's valentinerg.
me, the zorg warrior gotta hide from my lover so dont have to buy anything; i'll be back right after valentinerg.

cryin' warrior

2006-02-08T20:21:00.000-08:00

i wanna cry, i shouldnt go out to see what happened to our home, i feel so bad. sooooob.
sckool's so great, the teachers wanna screw yer brain out , develop it & then put it back.
hhhmmmm i wanna be einsteirg, i'd be too cute then, but im jus too small, maybe later.
gotta ask zorinnie if her brain been screwed or not!
hhhhmmmm i have lota things to do & lota books to read, but the problemo is i cant read; wtfrg!
i told the teacher i cant read, i told her finger times aka the number of my fingers, but she jus don listen, wish i could bite her so she's listen to me! they put my ol' tooth in a top secret lab, they said it's rare to bite, maybe i'm unique (wooooooooooooow)
ok that's it, i'll write more when found a way to peep into the lab or learn to read!

Attack

2006-02-05T18:30:00.000-08:00

according to the news i recieved &things i saw,there was a iguanox attack a few seconds ago.
momrg sent me to the schelter, so i didnt see anything.
sckool's a really strange place that dont lemme time to write, guess i'll write 1-2 times a weeck.
about the attack, iguanoxez crushed our shield & wanted to came in, it was all terrifyin'. i don wanna become a warrior cos iguanox gonna eat me, i don wanna go to sckool, i wanna stay at home & watch TMNT, they are good creatures, maybe they can kill iguanoxez too!
i wanna go to bed & pretend me sleepin in the next century, yoooioibyez
PS if you feel like commenting, there's a comment here button on top of the page by the counter, please press it & comment.
FYI: the reasons you cant comment directly are:
1. it's top secret
2.maybe iguanoxwz find yer address & eat you
3. no iguanox can comment
4. nobody knows how many guys comment
5.thankz in advance z.w.

zorinnie

2006-02-01T21:17:00.000-08:00

hhhmmm thought you know who zorinnie is but seems i waz wrong.
ok time to introduce her. she's my friend, actually i like to be her friend cos she's stroooonnnggg.
i was right that she wont be a warrior, she's a defender, that's sooo greato!
yesterday, she tooj me to sckool, very really terrifying. im happy she was with me & throw bombs at fake iguanox, im gonna be armed soon, they're workin on me weapon.
till then i jus kick ass, but im not at all successful coz im more kicked than kicking. sob sob.
i put zorinnie here to watch you!

hair kut

2006-01-31T23:59:00.000-08:00

till now i had no idea what hairz is let alone hair kut.
havin' me first hairkut in me life, it's awsome. here's the process;
first they sat yo on a big chair, then a nice ma'amrg comes & examine yer head, pushin' a few needles to yer head, then they throw some nano particles on yer head, then comes the watering, after that another nice ladyrg comes & show you different hair styles yo gotta choose one.
when done with all of these, they gave yo a bar of choco,tastes yummy, as yo chewing it somthing hairz like came outta yer head.
my chosen hair style's yucky! nobody told me what to choose so i closed me eyes & pointed at one, think it's the worst one, sooooob, but i like me new look!
hope i can change my look when become a big super warrior!

Release

2006-01-30T19:43:00.000-08:00

at last me released from me box, arrived at sckool sometime round -4, too early, so they sat me on a chair to cut me hairzzzzz, they say they're long but the problemo is i havent seen any hairz yet!
i'm gonna have my new set of touth for the 1st time sckool, soundsssss wow.
i laave new things!
so in 5000 nanoseconds im goin to sckool!
i feel so happy so weird so confused.
what if i dont like sckool!
momrg said if i wanted to become a cool warrior gotta studdy! but zorinnie with so many many many sckool times,ain't a warrior yet, she wont be a warrior i think, maybe she's not born a warrior, i still dunno, hhhmm time to go, i'm done with my hairzzzz!

pooooossssssttttt

2006-01-27T00:05:00.000-08:00

"i don wanna go to sckool, please dont wrap me in that box, mommyrg i beg you, i promise to be a good zorg, pleaaaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeee"
no matter how much i begged 'em they are determined of sendin' me to sckool, zorinnie's happy cos she wanna go to sckool for the 10millionth time, sooooob , me don wanna go. what if there's a live iguanox there, i cant schit me pants anymore cos mommy took the permission back!
so they wanna wrap me & post me by next spacerzorg, i like being in a spacer but i dont wanna be wrapped, zorinnie's comin' with me too, but she's in another box & i cant see her,
geeezzz momrg calling me, gotta put my teith in my bag, gotta get ready.
ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch dont put me upside down, watch out! hey my finger's still out.
hhhheeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllppppppppp

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!

2006-01-26T18:55:00.000-08:00

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Turtles count it off!One, Two, Three, Four!
Turtles!Mutant chain reaction
Turtles!Livin' underground
Turtles!Ninjitsu action
Turtles!It's a shell of a town!
Turtles count it off!
One! Leonardo's always in control
Two! The wise guy is Michelangelo
Three! Donatello he's the brains of the bunch
Four! Count on Raphael to throw the first punch!
I love bein' (I love bein')I love bein' a Turtle!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Turtles count it off!One, Two, Three, Four!
Turtles!There's no one better
Turtles!(Mikey) "We shredded Shredder!"
Turtles!They're like no others
Turtles!Those teenage brothers
One, Two, Three, Four!
One, Two, Three, Four!

punishment

2006-01-25T19:26:00.000-08:00

there's a telling that says punishment comes one after the other.
im not a naughty zorg but i dunno why i get so many punishmentz!
walking on my hairz all day, i wanted to get 'em clean, bater feels so good but the idiot nanny zorg didn't lemme be the first! d'ah, i was the one with the punishment not other zorgs, so i bite her, it bled, i dunno why. i bite all my plastick iguaniaz & none of a 'em bled. i didn't want to hurt nanny zorg, now daddyrg put me in the cage, sobbbbb, no washing but cage, he said he wanna send me to sckool,sob sob, it's not fair. that's too much for me. they wanna teach me how to bite, i know it very good! i can eat a iguanox, no i lied, im afraid of iguanox, i schitted me panty whenever i hear their name,(like now)soooooooooooooob, crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.
i cant do anything now, all i can do is stretch me finger so i can eat a choco flower on the cacti.
me don wanna go to sckool,brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

pics

2006-01-24T08:22:00.000-08:00

Sleeping in the new home

2006-01-24T06:01:00.000-08:00

while hiding in my schelter, i fell asleep, when i opened me eyes, woooooooow i was in my spotty pink bedzorg, so comfy, i love it, i made a few training aka jumping up& down, but i hurt meself(sooooooooooob)
jumping too much => hitting the floor!
the nanny zorg punished me, gotta walk on me head for a day, that's too much.
i was a bit of naughty!doo'ahhh!i bite punishment.
so gotta wash me hairz after the zun come up!
i haven't seen a iguanox in my life, but zorinnie told me they look orrible, i schitted me panty.
non body allowed me to touch a weapon, i'm doin ok with me plastick stones, but momrg promised me to ask dadrg to get me some chewable e-lastic puppetz, i wanna have me first touth next noon.
ok wana sleep,byyyyyeyeyeyezrg
i send you some of the invironment i have.

where the nightmares come

2006-01-23T04:42:00.000-08:00

at last we landed, the new planet look definitely unbearable, we haven't tried the air but the psychicks said we shouldn't try it.
this land looks terrifying & me happy not old enough to be in the front line of psywarriors to taste the ground. me wanna eat my milck & then chew some purple plastik iguanaiz, ooops they're opening the shield, me gotta look for a shelter. sii you later.

day one

2006-01-22T23:36:00.000-08:00

get ready. we're landing!