my planet is small so do the people, it's so quiet, so lonely, so boring,so whatever!
so i decided to do something for this dull world, populating it!
the other i was wondering how i was here, i thought & thought & thought, then ate & ate & ate, after that i slept & slept & slept cos i used lotta energy thinking.
hhhmmm so i concluded going to the libraryg wont be much of a trouble.
stretching on my legs, i looked every part of the shelves, nothig about how to create a zorg. omz!
so i went to this zorgess there, with a thick glass on her eyes (im not gonna read books, it ruin my eyes) & asked for her help. she didnt know the answer, she thought it was foolish cos nobody ever asked such a question, so i went home & asked my folks, no more help there, i asked my momrg how she got me & she didnt know, then she remembered she got me in a box by the post.
dada dodo didi i went on, i decided to ask post office, but the storkrg was away on holiday, so i waited & waited & waited till he came back, alas he didnt know.
then i thought of asking some authority in charge but then i rememberd there's no governmentrg here, i jus once read about it in a sci-fiction book.
hopeless i went home, nothing gained, why nobody care about such important things, whatif no other zorg arrive by post?! why dont we have any authority? it's jus the big lab that they never let me in cos it's super secret, sckool & post office. what a life!
then i thought of my pet, i mean my fish, i didnt ask for my wish yet, so i went to the pool & asked her, like others she thought im outta my mind, but she gotta answer, so i sat there till she printed all i wanted, i've been reading all those prints since that day, still a lot remaining. till now i know there are many different zorg living on other places, i gotta find'em, i wanna build my own empire.
so im getting ready for my new battle, come join me & we can beat the hell outta those jerkasszorgs!
i have chosen my career, i wanna be a superzorg!